There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Sheraton
And it’s been the site of many a CLE
And God this looks like one
Now the only thing an attorney needs
Is a suitcase and registration fee ($225 if early / $240 late)
And we’re sure, they will be satisfied
In New Orleans on October 19
—— organ solo ——
Oh attorneys tell your colleagues
That CAFA will be discussed
By speakers at the podium
As will Notice and Settlements and Discovery
At the 7th Annual Symposium
Well, there is a Symposium in New Orleans
And it starts with the Rising Sun (8:00 am to be exact)
Class actions have ruined many an unsuspecting counselor
So God please don’t be one.
WHAT: 7th Annual Class Action / Mass Tort Symposium
WHEN: Friday, October 21, 2007, 8:00 a.m.
WHERE: Sheraton New Orleans Hotel, 500 Canal Street