Yes, wild and raucous readers, it’s time for the Summer editionof “We’re Not Worthy.” Maybe you were hoping for a wet t-shirt contest in Panama City or a dance-off in Cancun, but you get CAFA instead.

Well, you get those senior-trip level cases which don’t quite make theCAFA cut but limbo around the edges of the law. This quickrun-through will leave you with more time for Jell-O shots on the sand anyway.

Blausey v. U.S. Trustee, — F.3d —, 2009 WL 153241 (9th Cir., Jan. 23, 2009)

Carr v. International Refining & Mfg. Co., — So.2d —, 2009 WL 129952 (Ala., Jan. 16, 2009) (If you really want to read this one, you will have to pay to download it from the Alabama Supreme Court).

Moore and Carroll v. State Farm, 2009 WL 130204 (5th Cir. 2009)

Kosen v. Ruffing, Slip Copy, 2009 WL 56040 (S.D. Cal., Jan. 7, 2009)

Bellows v. NCO Financial Systems, Inc., Slip Copy, 2009 WL 35468 (S.D. Cal., Jan. 5, 2009)

Pipes v. Life Investors Ins. Co. of America, — F.R.D. —, 2008 WL 5328201 (E.D. Ark., Nov. 21, 2008)

Carter v. Novartis Consumer Health, Inc., 582 F.Supp.2d 1271 (C.D. Cal. 2008)

Katz v. Gerardi, — F.3d —, 2009 WL 18137 (7th Cir., Jan. 5, 2009)

George v. Nat’l Collegiate Athletic Ass’n, Not Reported in F.Supp.2d, 2008 WL 5422882 (C.D. Cal., Dec. 17, 2008)

Adler v. Dell, Slip Copy, 2008 WL 5351042 (E.D. Mich., Dec. 18, 2008)