Yes, kids, it time again for your summer edition of “we’re not worthy.”  Our cheap and tawdry collection of cases that don’t quite cut the mustard to deserve their own individually treatment. But, here they are. Print them out. Take them to the beach. Read them. Or just use em’ to keep the sun out of your eyes. Either way, enjoy.  And pass the tanning butter…

(Editors’ Note: we’re not even sure what the B-52’s have to do with these cases, but darn if it’s not a whole lotta fun.)

Kuhl v. Guitar Center Stores, Inc., Slip Copy, 2008 WL 656049 (N.D.Ill. Mar. 5, 2008)

Francisco v. Numismatic Guaranty Corp. of America, 2008 WL 649124 (S.D.Fla. Jan. 31, 2008)

Cima v. WellPoint Health Networks, Inc., 2008 WL 746916 (S.D.Ill. Mar. 18, 2008)

Betz v. Trainer Wortham & Co., Inc., 519 F.3d 863, (9th Cir. 2008)

King v. Safeway, Inc., Slip Copy, 2008 WL 1808545 (N.D.Cal. Apr. 22, 2008)

Chavez v. Netflix, Inc., 2008 WL 1777550 (Cal. App. 1 Dist. Apr 21, 2008)

Town of Ogden Dunes v. Siwinski, Slip Copy, 2008 WL 1804104 (N.D. Ind. Apr. 17, 2008)

Beyer v. Countrywide Home Loans Servicing LP, Slip Copy, 2008 WL 1791506         (W.D.Wash., Apr. 18, 2008)

In re New Motor Vehicles Canadian Export Antitrust Litigation;, — F.3d —-, 2008 WL         820922 (1st Cir. 2008)

Brooks v. U.S. Xpress, Inc., Slip Copy, 2008 WL 1756494 (S.D.Ala., Apr 14, 2008)

Geismann v. Aestheticare, LLC, Slip Copy, 2008 WL 961272 (D.Kan., Apr 09, 2008)(

Hafford v. Equity One, Inc., Slip Copy, 2008 WL 906015 (D.Md., Mar 31, 2008)